To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.
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For over four centuries, Squatch Away!® has stood as a bastion of protection against the elusive and sometimes intrusive Sasquatch. As we celebrate our 402nd year, we’re reminded of our humble beginnings and the legendary endorsement by none other than Lewis and Clark. Our legacy is not just in longevity but in innovation—constantly improving our … Read more
Picture this: you’re trekking through the dense forests, engulfed by the beauty of nature, when suddenly you catch a glimpse of something mysterious lurking among the trees. It’s the legendary Sasquatch, renowned for its elusiveness and captivating allure. As the fascination with this mythical creature continues to grow, so does the demand for effective Sasquatch … Read more
Okay, I’ll admit it. I’m a big sissy. It’s my fault for not believing in Sasquatch. I should have been more careful and kept my eyes open. One night I was camping in the woods and I was just relaxing, breathing in the fresh air, when I saw something moving in the distance. It was … Read more
Sasquatch is a mythological creature that is thought to be a human-like humanoid that is taller than human beings and covered in hair. Similar to Bigfoot, this mythological creature is thought to live in North America. Some people believe that Sasquatch is not a myth, but a real animal. There are even those that believe … Read more
Our Guarantee: If a Sasquatch, Yeti, Abominable Snowman, Ohio Grassman, Yowie, Lake Worth Monster, Fouke Monster, Boggy Creek Monster, Swamp Stalker, Dogman, or Bigfoot bothers you or your belongings after properly applying Squatch Away!® we'll send you two cans of our latest formulation.
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Squatch Away!® is
Specifically formulated to not disturb the
Endangered
Pacific Northwest
Tree Octopus!
The best thing about Squatch Away!® is their awesome merchandise! I bought a hoodie early on, and it’s the best cold-blockin’, squatch-stoppin’ garment on the market.
Thank you Squatch Away!®, for putting my cryptozoological fears to rest.
W. Forsyth
Randolph, Ohio
We were thinking about why the creature had suddenly ran away, we realized that I had been wearing my Squatch Away!® hat. It had saved us all from a terrible fate and we have Squatch Away!® to thank!
B. Hoff
Charlotte, North Carolina
Squatch Away!® has changed my life! I haven’t seen him once since I started using this product. All it takes is one spray! It’s like magic!
T. Bush
Alliance, Ohio
"Since I started using Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent, I have not seen a Bigfoot."
J. Shellhorn
Streetsboro, Ohio
