“Given the scientific evidence that I have examined, I’m convinced there’s a creature out there that is yet to be identified,” said Jeff Meldrum, a professor of anatomy and anthropology at Idaho State University in Pocatello.
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Hello. Someone said to me that bigfoot doesn’t exist because someone with hunting dogs would have already got one caught. He said that there are dogs that are not afraid of anything. And I didn’t know how to answer that. What would you have said?
I tried researching it on the internet but nothing to be found.
Thanks
Hi Sally,
We’d like to think that no one can catch Bigfoot because of the effectiveness of our Sasquatch repellent. Dogs may not be afraid of anything, but they can’t very well catch what isn’t there. Maybe if the usage Squatch Away!® were to cease completely, dogs may be able to find Bigfoot, but even that seems far-fetched. Dogs are great when it comes to tracking normal creatures, but cryptozoological beings are another matter entirely.
All the best,
The Squatchbusters at Squatch Away!®