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Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club
Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Forget masks, all children should be equipped with Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent when leaving the house

We’ve warned people time and time again. Never leave home without Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent. You never know when it may come in handy. I’ll bet the parents of these party guests never imagined how important it is to carry Bigfoot repellent.

Had Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent been properly applied, these poor children would not be traumatized today.

Source: https://notthebee.com/article/spectacular-fail-parents-hire-bigfoot-to-surprise-kids-at-6-year-olds-birthday-party–it-does-not-go-well

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