Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad.

Forget masks, all children should be equipped with Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent when leaving the house

We’ve warned people time and time again. Never leave home without Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent. You never know when it may come in handy. I’ll bet the parents of these party guests never imagined how important it is to carry Bigfoot repellent.

Had Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent been properly applied, these poor children would not be traumatized today.

Source: https://notthebee.com/article/spectacular-fail-parents-hire-bigfoot-to-surprise-kids-at-6-year-olds-birthday-party–it-does-not-go-well

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