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If you’re hiking in Pennsylvania, bring the Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent

WARNING!

DUE TO ENCOUNTERS IN THE AREA OF A CREATURE RESEMBLING”BIGFOOT,” WE ARE INSTRUCTING ALL PARK VISITORS TO OBSERVE ELEVATED PARK ETIQUETTE, BE CAUTIOUS OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, AND TO KEEP THE LOCATION OF ANY SMALL CHILDREN/PETS WITHIN A TIGHTER SCOPE OF AWARENESS.

DO NOT APPROACH THE CREATURE!

REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS TO A RANGER, FRONT OFFICE, OR TO THE DEN OFFICE OF MISSING PERSONS.

DO NOT POST SIGHTINGS ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

Source: https://notthebee.com/article/people-finding-bigfoot-warning-in-pennsylvania

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