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Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club
Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Don’t forget Squatch Away!® for the Garage

An often overlook location to apply Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch repellent is the garage, barn, or shed. Yes, bigfoots are known to cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness™, but it is often an overlooked fact that they also partial to power tools and farm equipment.

Had the previous owner of this zero turn radius mower simply properly applied the very best Sasquatch Repellent, they wouldn’t now be having to use scissors to cut their lawn.

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