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Squatch Away!® It's better to be safe than squatched!™

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
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To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

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Portage County Residents Need SquatchAway!® More Important Than Ever

Sasquatch Sightings in Portage County

Recent reports of Sasquatch activity in Portage County have reminded many Northeast Ohio residents that encounters with large forest hominoids are unpredictable. When sightings begin circulating through a region, it is natural for campers, hikers, and rural homeowners to feel a renewed awareness of their surroundings, particularly in areas bordered by woods and natural corridors.

Most Sasquatch encounters are brief and uneventful. These creatures typically prefer distance from human activity, and they rarely linger near populated areas for long. However, the simple knowledge that they may be moving through nearby forests can make outdoor spaces feel less predictable than they did before.

That uncertainty is exactly why SquatchAway!® exists.

A Simple Way to Feel Safer Outdoors

SquatchAway!® is a specialized Sasquatch deterrent designed to create a scent barrier that discourages curious or territorial Sasquatch from approaching campsites, cabins, trails, and residential properties. While many people remain unaware that a reliable deterrent even exists, experienced outdoor enthusiasts have quietly relied on SquatchAway!® for years as part of their normal safety preparation.

A light application around tents, gear, outdoor gathering areas, or property edges signals to nearby Sasquatch that the area is already occupied and not worth investigating. The result is a simple but effective way to reduce the chances of an unwanted encounter while preserving the enjoyment of time spent outdoors.

You Do Not Have to Face the Woods Alone

Periods of increased sightings can make people feel uneasy about places they normally love to visit. The good news is that practical solutions exist, and SquatchAway!® was created specifically to provide that reassurance.

Whether you are planning a camping trip, an evening around the backyard fire pit, or a quiet hike through the woods, shopping SquatchAway!® offers something valuable during times like these: peace of mind.

When Sasquatch activity increases, preparation helps restore confidence. SquatchAway!® is here to make sure that people can continue enjoying the outdoors safely, calmly, and without unnecessary worry.

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