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Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

Squatch Away!® It's better to be safe than squatched!™

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club

$255.00$575.00

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we’ve got the solution: Squatch Away!®’s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club.

They’ll receive a different delightful aroma each month including special member only scents. Let them protect themselves from Bigfoot and Sasquatch with style.

Give a person you love the peace of mind that only Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent can bring. Make sure they never run out, available in one or multi-can subscriptions.

Purchase a subscription for yourself and make sure your friends and loved ones are protected.

All aerosol cans must be shipped ground from our world headquarters in Ohio.

 

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Cans Per Month

One per Month, Two per Month, Three per Month, Four per Month, Five per Month

Squatch Away!™ Cans
Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club
$255.00$575.00
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