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Idaho woman says she crashed because she saw a Sasquatch

A northern Idaho woman told police she crashed into a deer because she was distracted by a Sasquatch in her rear view mirror. The Moscow-Pullman Daily News reports that the 50-year-old Tensed woman was driving south on U.S. Highway 95 on Wednesday when she struck a deer near Potlatch. The woman told Benewah County Sheriff’s … Read more

Squatch Away Field Research Corps

The Squatch Away Field Research Corps is a group of researchers and enthusiasts dedicated to the investigation of Sasquatch, also known as Bigfoot. The organization is based in the Pacific Northwest of the United States, where there have been numerous reported sightings of this elusive creature. The Squatch Away Field Research Corps was founded in … Read more

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