Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad.

1938 Marketing Campaign – Keep Calm ’cause Bigfoot’s Gone

We were very pleased with our slogan “Keep Calm ’cause Bigfoot’s Gone”. Come to find out, the British government’s Ministry of Information copied our 1938 marketing campaign. Seeing that they used it in preparation for World War II, we did not discourage this repurposing. Unfortunately, this was not an isolated repurposing of our various branding and marketing efforts.

Yet Another Logo Unveiled

  In 1976, we unveiled yet another new logo. This time, a year later, some unknown movie stole our logo design. This is getting annoying.

Another New Logo Unveiled

  In 1936, we unveiled another new logo. Yet again, a year later, another, larger, business stole our logo design and, of all things, put it on a movie studio.

New Logo Unveiled

  In 1890, we unveiled a new logo. Unfortunately, a year later, another, larger, business stole our logo design and put it on a soft drink. Ridiculous.

Whatcom County, Washington declared a Sasquatch protection and refuge area

Resolution No. 92-043 WHEREAS, legend, purported recent findings and spoor suggest that Bigfoot may exist; and WHEREAS, if such a creature exists, it is inadequately protected and in danger of death or injury; NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED by the Whatcom County Council that, Whatcom County is hereby declared a Sasquatch protection and refuge area, and all citizens are asked to recognize said status. BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, this resolution shall be effective immediately. APPROVED this 9th day of June, 1991.

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