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Meet the Sasquatch Burger by Fizzlestix Kitchen + Bar in Massillon, Ohio.

We were very pleased with our slogan “Keep Calm ’cause Bigfoot’s Gone”. Come to find out, the British government’s Ministry of Information copied our 1938 marketing campaign. Seeing that they used it in preparation for World War II, we did not discourage this repurposing. Unfortunately, this was not an isolated repurposing of our various branding and marketing efforts.

In 1990, a little known author used Sasquatch Away! as a pivotal plot element in the legal thriller “Squatch May Fall”.

  In 1976, we unveiled yet another new logo. This time, a year later, some unknown movie stole our logo design. This is getting annoying.

  In 1936, we unveiled another new logo. Yet again, a year later, another, larger, business stole our logo design and, of all things, put it on a movie studio.

  In 1890, we unveiled a new logo. Unfortunately, a year later, another, larger, business stole our logo design and put it on a soft drink. Ridiculous.

Governor of Indiana Territory, William Henry Harrison, used Sasquatch Away in the Battle of Tippecanoe to ensure that sasquatches would not interfere with his troops, thus helping his soldiers win the battle.

Resolution No. 92-043 WHEREAS, legend, purported recent findings and spoor suggest that Bigfoot may exist; and WHEREAS, if such a creature exists, it is inadequately protected and in danger of death or injury; NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED by the Whatcom County Council that, Whatcom County is hereby declared a Sasquatch protection and refuge area, and all citizens are asked to recognize said status. BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, this resolution shall be effective immediately. APPROVED this 9th day of June, 1991.