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Sasquatch Away rebrands to Squatch Away!

  In 2019, we rebranded and unveiled another new logo. We learned our lesson and trademarked our new logo. Hopefully that will keep soda and movie companies from appropriating our intense efforts.

Sasquatch Away The Musical

Who can forget the “Sasquatch Away The Musical”? The star studded cast and 20 original songs were the talk of Broadway back in the mid 80’s. James Cromwell‘s portrayal of multiple Sasquatch during the production was a sight to behold. Unfortunately all extant video recordings of “Sasquatch Away The Musical” were destroyed in the 2008 … Read more

Yet Another Logo Unveiled

In 1983, we unveiled yet another new logo. Again, a year later, some unknown movie stole our logo design. This is getting extremely annoying.

St. Patrick’s Day 1973 Logo

In 1973, we created yet another new logo as part of a St. Patrick’s Day event. This time, it was stolen by a basketball team. (Are you beginning to see a pattern? This is getting ridiculous.)

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