200% Guarantee*

Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

Squatch Away!® It's better to be safe than squatched!™

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

The Kaleb – aka “Grab the Chickens and Run”

$29.99

Forest Green 100% Cotton Short Sleeve T-Shirt with your favorite Sasquatch repellent logo on it! All of our t-shirts are hand dipped in our proprietary Mythophobuim™ solution*.  Guaranteed to repel Bipedal Hominoids that may cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness.

$2 of every “Kaleb” shirt will be donated to Kaleb in cold hard cash. If you think you’ve got a good idea for a Squatch Away!® shirt, send it in and get on the gravy train!

Front of shirt

Back of shirt

 

*Mythophobuim™ coating wears off after 37 washings. For full repellent assurance, use our Mythophobuim™ aerosol Sasquatch Repellents.

 

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SKU: SA-T-SHIRT-CHICKEN Category:

Additional information

Weight 10 oz
Size

Youth Small, Youth Medium, Youth Large, Adult Small, Adult Medium, Adult Large, Adult XL, Adult 2XL

The Kaleb – aka “Grab the Chickens and Run”
$29.99
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