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Wow. What are the chances? Shauna Bailey has ANOTHER listing and Sasquatch has been spotted there, too. https://www.century21.com/property/10655-Holcomb-Rd-Newton-Falls-OH-44444/98416889/detail?src=list

Shauna Bailey needs Squatch Away!

It looks like there’s a serious Sasquatch invasion at Shauna’s listing in Ravenna. Update: In spite of the unwanted guests, it looks like the home has sold. Just to make sure that the new owners don’t have a Bigfoot problem, we’ve sent Shauna two cans of Squatch Away!™ Sasquatch Repellent to give to the new … Read more

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