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Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
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For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

Shauna Bailey needs Squatch Away!

It looks like there’s a serious Sasquatch invasion at Shauna’s listing in Ravenna.


In spite of the unwanted guests, it looks like the home has sold.

Just to make sure that the new owners don’t have a Bigfoot problem, we’ve sent Shauna two cans of Squatch Away!™ Sasquatch Repellent to give to the new owners so that they can sleep at night not having to worry about Sasquatch Slobber on their coffee mugs.


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