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Sasquatch Tracker Sets Sights on West Kelowna: Are You Ready for the Hunt?

The picturesque landscapes of West Kelowna, British Columbia, are no stranger to wildlife, but a recent visitor isn’t exactly part of the usual roster. Sasquatch tracker Todd Standing, known for his tireless pursuit of the legendary bipedal hominoid, has turned his attention to this Canadian gem. With his camera in hand and his sights set … Read more

Bigfoot Sightings in Alberta: Proof the Sasquatches Are Out There (And Why You Need Squatch Away!®)

Bigfoot enthusiasts, rejoice! Alberta has added yet another chapter to the ever-growing Sasquatch saga. A recent documentary by filmmaker Mike Wanders dives deep into the province’s cryptid-rich wilderness, spotlighting stories of mysterious sightings and eerie encounters. While the documentary raises questions, we at Squatch Away!® know there’s only one real takeaway: Sasquatches are alive, well, … Read more

Bigfoot Tracks Found in Snowy New York Driveway: Is Your Sasquatch Defense Ready?

The quiet tranquility of Upstate New York took a turn for the mysterious when a resident discovered massive footprints trailing across their snow-covered driveway. The story, recently shared by Coast to Coast AM, details the eerie scene: a line of what appear to be oversized, human-like prints stretching through the pristine snow. Could Bigfoot have … Read more

Ohio Hunter Reports Spotting Bigfoot: Another Reminder to Stock Up on Squatch Away!® Brand Sasquatch Repellent

When it comes to Sasquatch, Ohio continues to punch above its weight in the cryptid-spotting game. According to a recent article on BroBible, an Ohio hunter has reported a possible Bigfoot encounter in Salt Fork State Park, a known hotspot for sightings of the elusive bipedal hominoid. While skeptics may scoff and enthusiasts celebrate, one … Read more

Sasquatch Families Spotted in Canadian Forests: Why You Need Squatch Away!® Now More Than Ever

Recent reports out of British Columbia are making waves in the Bigfoot community. According to Irish Star’s article, cryptozoologist Brittany Barbieri and her team have uncovered evidence suggesting that Sasquatch families are alive, well, and breeding in the dense, untamed Canadian forests. That’s right—these elusive bipedal hominoids may not be lone wanderers after all. Barbieri, … Read more

Bigfoot Sighting Near Washington D.C.: Are You Prepared?

A recent sighting has brought Bigfoot closer to the nation’s capital than ever before. According to a report from Irish Star, a man driving through Spotsylvania County, Virginia—just 60 miles from Washington D.C.—claimed to have seen a large, human-like creature sprint across the road in front of his vehicle. Described as standing between 7 and … Read more

Safeguard Your Adventures in West Michigan: A Must-Have Guide for Bigfoot Territories

West Michigan, known for its lush landscapes and wildlife, is also a hotspot for Bigfoot sightings. From Kent to Ionia County, locals and visitors alike have reported encounters that range from intriguing vocalizations to mysterious footprints. For those exploring or residing in these areas—specifically in places like Cedar Springs, Lowell, Nunica, and near the Allegan … Read more

If you’re going to South Downs bring the Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent

Reports of a mysterious Bigfoot-like creature in England’s South Downs, as described by witnesses Mike Brown and Michael Brindle, emphasize the unexpected nature of such encounters. These sightings, characterized by growling noises and swift movements, could have been less distressing with Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent. This situation underscores the importance of being prepared, even … Read more

‘Bigfoot’ is spotted walking through rural Colorado: ‘We were looking for elk’

The encounter Shannon Parker and Stetson Tyler had with a Bigfoot-like figure in rural Colorado, while intriguing, is a perfect example of when Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent would have been invaluable. Had they been equipped with our repellent, they might have continued their elk-spotting journey uninterrupted, free from the worry of attracting any cryptid … Read more

Missouri Man Claims a Bigfoot Was Drawn to His Very Awesome Tunes

Gary from Columbia, Missouri, experienced an intriguing Bigfoot encounter, possibly attracted by his classic rock music. This unique situation highlights a critical oversight in Sasquatch preparedness. While Gary’s love for ’80s tunes is commendable, his Sasquatch defense strategy could use an upgrade. This is a perfect example of why Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent is … Read more

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