Sightings

A recent resurgence of footage from North Queensland, Australia, has brought the elusive yowie, Australia’s answer to Bigfoot, back into the limelight. The video, thought to have been filmed several years ago, captures a chilling discovery by a group of workers: a wild boar cleanly split in half, with large, unusual footprints leading away into … Read more

We’ve had inquiries as to whether or not Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent would be effective in repelling the Fresno Nightcrawler. Unfortunately, we have not had the opportunity to test our latest formulation against the Fresno Nightcrawler. So at this point, we’ll just have to classify it as “Most Likely”, but we will not be … Read more

Here at Squatch Away!®, we know the importance of quality protection from bipedal hominoids- that’s why we work tirelessly to formulate the very best Sasquatch repellent that money can buy. Meet the Squatch Away!® Field Research Corps! This disciplined group operates across the world, all with one purpose: testing Squatch Away!® out in the real … Read more

Be sure to bring your Squatch Away! sasquatch repellent when out in the woods in Tennessee. A bloke has caught footage of what appears to be a massive Bigfoot-type creature out in the woods in Tennessee – check it out.

WARNING! DUE TO ENCOUNTERS IN THE AREA OF A CREATURE RESEMBLING”BIGFOOT,” WE ARE INSTRUCTING ALL PARK VISITORS TO OBSERVE ELEVATED PARK ETIQUETTE, BE CAUTIOUS OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, AND TO KEEP THE LOCATION OF ANY SMALL CHILDREN/PETS WITHIN A TIGHTER SCOPE OF AWARENESS. DO NOT APPROACH THE CREATURE! REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS TO A RANGER, FRONT OFFICE, … Read more

An often overlook location to apply Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch repellent is the garage, barn, or shed. Yes, bigfoots are known to cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness™, but it is often an overlooked fact that they also partial to power tools and farm equipment. Had the previous owner of this zero … Read more

A couple of bow hunters claim to have encountered not one Bigfoot, but two, who they say were engaged in some kind of fight. More info here.

We’ve warned people time and time again. Never leave home without Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent. You never know when it may come in handy. I’ll bet the parents of these party guests never imagined how important it is to carry Bigfoot repellent. Had Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent been properly applied, these poor children would not … Read more