WARNING! DUE TO ENCOUNTERS IN THE AREA OF A CREATURE RESEMBLING”BIGFOOT,” WE ARE INSTRUCTING ALL PARK VISITORS TO OBSERVE ELEVATED PARK ETIQUETTE, BE CAUTIOUS OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, AND TO KEEP THE LOCATION OF ANY SMALL CHILDREN/PETS WITHIN A TIGHTER SCOPE OF AWARENESS. DO NOT APPROACH THE CREATURE! REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS TO A RANGER, FRONT OFFICE, … Read more
An often overlook location to apply Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch repellent is the garage, barn, or shed. Yes, bigfoots are known to cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness™, but it is often an overlooked fact that they also partial to power tools and farm equipment. Had the previous owner of this zero … Read more
We’ve warned people time and time again. Never leave home without Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent. You never know when it may come in handy. I’ll bet the parents of these party guests never imagined how important it is to carry Bigfoot repellent. Had Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent been properly applied, these poor children would not … Read more
If you find yourself kayaking on the Cass River in Michigan, make sure to bring plenty of Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent. If you know any supply stores near Flint, Michigan, tell ’em they need to carry Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent.
Formulating the very best sasquatch repellent can be time consuming work. At the end of those long days, we’re looking for a bigfoot sized meal to satisfy our hunger. We’ve finally found a meal that’s up to the task: Introducing the Sasquatch Burger at Fizzlestix Kitchen + Bar in Massillon, Ohio. Forget about ordinary hamburger buns, … Read more
We found this interesting piece of Sasquatch repelling history in our archives. It appears to be from the early 1940’s, but the paper was so faded, it’s hard to make out some of the details. Once upon a time, there was a town called Boonieville. The town was peaceful and located in the middle of a forest … Read more
A recent video shared to YouTube is slowly gaining viewership momentum, and appears to show a pair of Idaho hunters being stared down by what resembles a large, bipedal ape. Whether you believe in Bigfoot or not, hundreds of videos get shared every year from people across the United States claiming to have had a … Read more
In Bigfoot news, Oregonian Mike Bodewitz, of Springfield, has published four short videos on TikTok of the critters, who are quietly watching him through the bushes out in the woods (tiktok.com/@mike_bodewitz). He doesn’t say exactly where the videos of these two separate April encounters happened, but they are all accompanied by the hashtag #OregonSasquatch. His … Read more