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Smoky Mountain Bigfoot Conference set for July 25, 2020 with all-star lineup of ‘Squatch experts

GATLINBURG, TENN. – There are countless theories surrounding the legendary Bigfoot. Is it a bipedal member of the ape family? The “missing link?” An alien? Surrender to the call of the wild and decide for yourself at the second annual Smoky Mountain Bigfoot Conference in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, on July 25, 2020. This highly anticipated event attracts … Read more

Mountain swamp known for Bigfoot sightings is being saved by NC conservationists

A haunting Appalachian Mountain swamp well known to Bigfoot researchers has been purchased by a land conservancy in North Carolina for protection. Foothills Conservancy of North Carolina says it closed on the 17 acres in Burke County in December, with the help of money from a private donor. Multiple Bigfoot sightings have been reported in … Read more

Heeeee’s Back!

Wow. What are the chances? Shauna Bailey has ANOTHER listing and Sasquatch has been spotted there, too. https://www.century21.com/property/10655-Holcomb-Rd-Newton-Falls-OH-44444/98416889/detail?src=list

Bigfoot Sighting in Hood River Freaks out Driver

Drivers near Hood River called the Oregon State Police and reported a Bigfoot sighting along I-84 in the middle of the night. The ODOT camera managed to capture the sighting! According to the Umatilla/Morrow County Watch, Oregon State Police received a frantic phone call about a Bigfoot sighting near the Hood River exit a few … Read more

Shauna Bailey needs Squatch Away!

It looks like there’s a serious Sasquatch invasion at Shauna’s listing in Ravenna. Update: In spite of the unwanted guests, it looks like the home has sold. Just to make sure that the new owners don’t have a Bigfoot problem, we’ve sent Shauna two cans of Squatch Away!™ Sasquatch Repellent to give to the new … Read more

Image captured along Lake James in Charlotte, NC

Grainy photos of a shadowy figure standing on the banks of Lake James have reignited talk of one or more Bigfoot living in the mountains northwest of Charlotte. The series of images was reportedly taken about 2 a.m. Saturday, and posted on Facebook by Bigfoot 911, a research group devoted to creatures of folklore like … Read more

North American Bigfoot Center

The next time you’re in the North American Bigfoot Center in Boring, OR, tell ’em they need to carry Sasquatch Away in their gift shop. We appreciate you spreading the word! Source: https://northamericanbigfootcenter.com/museum/

‘Bigfoot’ reportedly sighted in Northern California

The legendary Bigfoot and other creatures like it have reportedly been spotted near a Northern California lake, according to a paranormal investigator. Jeffrey Gonzalez, a self-described paranormal expert, said he heard about the sighting from a local farmer who said he saw the creature and five others running on his ranch near Avocado Lake. “One … Read more

Idaho woman says she crashed because she saw a Sasquatch

A northern Idaho woman told police she crashed into a deer because she was distracted by a Sasquatch in her rear view mirror. The Moscow-Pullman Daily News reports that the 50-year-old Tensed woman was driving south on U.S. Highway 95 on Wednesday when she struck a deer near Potlatch. The woman told Benewah County Sheriff’s … Read more

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