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Sightings
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Squatch Away!®: The Essential Solution to Big Foot’s Latest Shenanigans in Caerphilly
Recent news from Caerphilly, Wales, has stirred the Sasquatch enthusiast community worldwide. Size 23 footprints, akin to those of the legendary Bigfoot, have been discovered, along with what appears to be a lair. This sighting aligns with the classic hallmarks of a Sasquatch presence, sparking both intrigue and concern among locals and tourists alike. In … Read more
Squatch Away!®: The Must-Have for Camping in Putnam County’s Bigfoot Territory
A recent camping trip in Putnam County, NY, turned from a serene getaway into a nerve-wracking experience for a couple due to a possible Bigfoot encounter. This incident, reported by the Bigfoot Researchers of the Hudson Valley, involved strange vocalizations and movements near their campsite after nightfall, leading the couple to abandon their outdoor adventure … Read more
Eerie Yowie Evidence in North Queensland: A Reminder to Stay Prepared with Squatch Away!®
A recent resurgence of footage from North Queensland, Australia, has brought the elusive yowie, Australia’s answer to Bigfoot, back into the limelight. The video, thought to have been filmed several years ago, captures a chilling discovery by a group of workers: a wild boar cleanly split in half, with large, unusual footprints leading away into … Read more
Does Bigfoot Exist in Wisconsin? Discover the Truth for Yourself
Jay Bachochin founded The Wisconsin Paranormal Investigators in 2007 to investigate and research UFOs and ghosts. Since 2014 he has been on a solo quest searching for The Wisconsin Sasquatch in southeast Wisconsin and has produced 2 documentaries of his research in the Kettle Moraine. Jay will visit Harvard Diggins Library to share his compelling … Read more
The Fresno Nightcrawler
We’ve had inquiries as to whether or not Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent would be effective in repelling the Fresno Nightcrawler. Unfortunately, we have not had the opportunity to test our latest formulation against the Fresno Nightcrawler. So at this point, we’ll just have to classify it as “Most Likely”, but we will not be … Read more
Bigfoot calling contest in Owensboro, Kentucky
On May 26, 2023 there will be a Bigfoot calling contest at GeoWoodstock XIX, the world’s largest geocaching festival. Better have some Squatch Away!® on hand, in case they get results! Source: https://www.messenger-inquirer.com/features/fa5-has-everything-from-blues-to-bigfoot/article_6453e828-b89c-5f50-af19-7531628c73e7.html
Do You Have What It Takes?
Here at Squatch Away!®, we know the importance of quality protection from bipedal hominoids- that’s why we work tirelessly to formulate the very best Sasquatch repellent that money can buy. Meet the Squatch Away!® Field Research Corps! This disciplined group operates across the world, all with one purpose: testing Squatch Away!® out in the real … Read more
If you’re hiking in Tennessee, bring the Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent
Be sure to bring your Squatch Away! sasquatch repellent when out in the woods in Tennessee. A bloke has caught footage of what appears to be a massive Bigfoot-type creature out in the woods in Tennessee – check it out.
If you’re hiking in Pennsylvania, bring the Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent
WARNING! DUE TO ENCOUNTERS IN THE AREA OF A CREATURE RESEMBLING”BIGFOOT,” WE ARE INSTRUCTING ALL PARK VISITORS TO OBSERVE ELEVATED PARK ETIQUETTE, BE CAUTIOUS OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, AND TO KEEP THE LOCATION OF ANY SMALL CHILDREN/PETS WITHIN A TIGHTER SCOPE OF AWARENESS. DO NOT APPROACH THE CREATURE! REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS TO A RANGER, FRONT OFFICE, … Read more
