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Carmel, New York should have used Squatch Away!®

In a recent revelation from New York State, a discovery of Sasquatch prints has stirred the cryptozoological community. This incident, detailed on Coast to Coast AM, underscores a critical oversight in Sasquatch deterrence efforts. It’s a stark reminder that not all Sasquatch repellents are created equal. The individual responsible for this discovery was undoubtedly using … Read more

Thundercow baffles our scientists

In the quiet plains of Oklahoma, a new legend has emerged, captivating the imagination of locals and cryptid enthusiasts alike. Dubbed the “Thundercow,” this enigmatic entity has quickly become a subject of fascination and mystery. Despite Squatch Away!®’s proven efficacy in repelling bipedal hominoids, it appears we’ve encountered a phenomenon that even our legendary formula … Read more

Hudson Valley, New York sighting

In the quiet, snow-covered landscapes of the Hudson Valley, a local resident’s nighttime stroll with her beloved dog turned into an eerie tale of discovery. Imagine, if you will, the crisp air filled with the silent whispers of winter, abruptly interrupted by the sight of unexplainable, massive footprints. A scene straight out of folklore, yet … Read more

Unveil Mysteries at the International Cryptozoology Museum

Venture into the fascinating world of cryptids at the International Cryptozoology Museum, where curiosity meets the extraordinary. As you explore exhibits on Bigfoot, Yeti, and other mysterious creatures, remember to protect yourself from any lurking Sasquatches on your next outdoor adventure. We recommend inquiring at the museum about carrying Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent, ensuring … Read more

Squatch Away!®: The Essential Solution to Big Foot’s Latest Shenanigans in Caerphilly

Recent news from Caerphilly, Wales, has stirred the Sasquatch enthusiast community worldwide. Size 23 footprints, akin to those of the legendary Bigfoot, have been discovered, along with what appears to be a lair. This sighting aligns with the classic hallmarks of a Sasquatch presence, sparking both intrigue and concern among locals and tourists alike. In … Read more

Squatch Away!®: The Must-Have for Camping in Putnam County’s Bigfoot Territory

A recent camping trip in Putnam County, NY, turned from a serene getaway into a nerve-wracking experience for a couple due to a possible Bigfoot encounter. This incident, reported by the Bigfoot Researchers of the Hudson Valley, involved strange vocalizations and movements near their campsite after nightfall, leading the couple to abandon their outdoor adventure … Read more

Eerie Yowie Evidence in North Queensland: A Reminder to Stay Prepared with Squatch Away!®

A recent resurgence of footage from North Queensland, Australia, has brought the elusive yowie, Australia’s answer to Bigfoot, back into the limelight. The video, thought to have been filmed several years ago, captures a chilling discovery by a group of workers: a wild boar cleanly split in half, with large, unusual footprints leading away into … Read more

The Fresno Nightcrawler

We’ve had inquiries as to whether or not Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent would be effective in repelling the Fresno Nightcrawler. Unfortunately, we have not had the opportunity to test our latest formulation against the Fresno Nightcrawler. So at this point, we’ll just have to classify it as “Most Likely”, but we will not be … Read more

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