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2024 Nebraska Bigfoot Conference

The 2024 Nebraska Bigfoot Conference, set for April 26-27 at Fonner Park, promises a fascinating exploration of Bigfoot, cryptozoology, and the paranormal. With movies, vendors, and speakers, including actor Steve Berg, it’s an unmissable event for enthusiasts. Attendees passionate about the mysteries of the unknown should consider the advantage of Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent. As … Read more

Carmel, New York should have used Squatch Away!®

In a recent revelation from New York State, a discovery of Sasquatch prints has stirred the cryptozoological community. This incident, detailed on Coast to Coast AM, underscores a critical oversight in Sasquatch deterrence efforts. It’s a stark reminder that not all Sasquatch repellents are created equal. The individual responsible for this discovery was undoubtedly using … Read more

West Virginia Bigfoot Festival

The West Virginia Bigfoot Festival will be returning for its fourth year at a new location and with an extra day of festivities. According to the Facebook page for the event, the event will feature vendors, live music, food trucks, guest speakers, workshops and more. 2023’s festival also featured a bigfoot calling contest!

Thundercow baffles our scientists

In the quiet plains of Oklahoma, a new legend has emerged, captivating the imagination of locals and cryptid enthusiasts alike. Dubbed the “Thundercow,” this enigmatic entity has quickly become a subject of fascination and mystery. Despite Squatch Away!®’s proven efficacy in repelling bipedal hominoids, it appears we’ve encountered a phenomenon that even our legendary formula … Read more

Hudson Valley, New York sighting

In the quiet, snow-covered landscapes of the Hudson Valley, a local resident’s nighttime stroll with her beloved dog turned into an eerie tale of discovery. Imagine, if you will, the crisp air filled with the silent whispers of winter, abruptly interrupted by the sight of unexplainable, massive footprints. A scene straight out of folklore, yet … Read more

Unveil Mysteries at the International Cryptozoology Museum

Venture into the fascinating world of cryptids at the International Cryptozoology Museum, where curiosity meets the extraordinary. As you explore exhibits on Bigfoot, Yeti, and other mysterious creatures, remember to protect yourself from any lurking Sasquatches on your next outdoor adventure. We recommend inquiring at the museum about carrying Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent, ensuring … Read more

Squatch Away!®: The Essential Solution to Big Foot’s Latest Shenanigans in Caerphilly

Recent news from Caerphilly, Wales, has stirred the Sasquatch enthusiast community worldwide. Size 23 footprints, akin to those of the legendary Bigfoot, have been discovered, along with what appears to be a lair. This sighting aligns with the classic hallmarks of a Sasquatch presence, sparking both intrigue and concern among locals and tourists alike. In … Read more

Squatch Away!®: The Must-Have for Camping in Putnam County’s Bigfoot Territory

A recent camping trip in Putnam County, NY, turned from a serene getaway into a nerve-wracking experience for a couple due to a possible Bigfoot encounter. This incident, reported by the Bigfoot Researchers of the Hudson Valley, involved strange vocalizations and movements near their campsite after nightfall, leading the couple to abandon their outdoor adventure … Read more

Join the Excitement at the Bigfoot Fest in Molena, Pike County!

Get ready for an extraordinary experience at the Bigfoot Fest, happening on November 18th in Molena, Pike County, Georgia! (10 Spring Rd. Molena, GA 30258) This unique festival, scheduled from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., promises a day full of fun, including music, vendors, the Elkins Creek 5K, and a 1-mile fun run/walk. This year’s … Read more

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