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Kentucky Issues Sasquatch Alert!

Due to heavy rainfall and flooding in the state, the Squatch have been restless in seeking their food supplies, and this has caused the State Department of Resources to issue a Sasquatch Alert. If you’re in Kentucky, you’ll want to stock up on Squatch Away!® spray to send him on his way. And pass the … Read more

Bigfoot in East Kelowna?

Kelowna man claims to have found large footprint on his property “Be careful out there East K, had some possible Sasquatch prints in my yard this morning. I’m on June Springs. Woke up to my garbage can torn to pieces and my fence gate snapped. Anyone else come across some sort of animal last night … Read more

Sasquatch sightings rising around Ohio as explorers scan woods

Sasquatch sightings rising around Ohio as explorers scan woods (WTTE / WSYX) Columbus, OH — The Finding Bigfoot team is back and investigating scores of new Sasquatch sightings. Evidence Analyst Cliff Barackman tells Good Day Columbus about the recent uptick in sightings during lockdown in and around Ohio during his explorations on ‘Finding Bigfoot: The … Read more

Oklahoma to introduce Bigfoot Hunting Season

Oklahoma Lawmaker Proposes ‘Bigfoot’ Hunting Season A Republican House member has introduced a bill that would create a Bigfoot hunting season. Rep. Justin Humphrey’s district includes the heavily forested Ouachita Mountains in southeast Oklahoma, where a Bigfoot festival is held each year. He says issuing a state hunting license and tag could help boost tourism. … Read more

Cryptozoology & Paranormal Museum

The next time you’re in at the Cryptozoology & Paranormal Museum in Littleton, North Carolina, tell ’em they need to carry Squatch Away!™ in their gift shop. We appreciate you spreading the word! Source: https://crypto-para.org/

California County Debates Resolution to Protect Bigfoot

The supervisors of a county in California recently had a lengthy debate over whether or not to pass a resolution that would punish any individuals who purposely kill a Bigfoot. The strange matter came up during an otherwise routine meeting of the Trinity County Board of Supervisors last week. Alongside mundane governmental issues such as … Read more

Overnight Bigfoot Expedition In Kentucky

You will participate in a three-night, three-day camping adventure in one of the prime Bigfoot hot spots in the state of Kentucky. It’s an undisclosed location in Western KY, with the exact spot being revealed once the required paperwork is received. Every expedition has yielded amazing evidence such as homerun knocks, whoops, whistles, howls, growls, … Read more

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