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Forget masks, all children should be equipped with Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent when leaving the house

We’ve warned people time and time again. Never leave home without Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent. You never know when it may come in handy. I’ll bet the parents of these party guests never imagined how important it is to carry Bigfoot repellent. Had Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent been properly applied, these poor children would not … Read more

The Ballad of Bigfoot Busting Bill

We found this interesting piece of Sasquatch repelling history in our archives. It appears to be from the early 1940’s, but the paper was so faded, it’s hard to make out some of the details.             Once upon a time, there was a town called Boonieville. The town was peaceful and located in the middle of a forest … Read more

Everyone else is on TikTok, why not the Squatch?

In Bigfoot news, Oregonian Mike Bodewitz, of Springfield, has published four short videos on TikTok of the critters, who are quietly watching him through the bushes out in the woods (tiktok.com/@mike_bodewitz). He doesn’t say exactly where the videos of these two separate April encounters happened, but they are all accompanied by the hashtag #OregonSasquatch. His … Read more

New Bigfoot festival in Forest County, Pa., continues search for Sasquatch in June

The search for Bigfoot, the large hairy animal, that has evaded capture for decades, will be the focus of a new festival June 11-13 in Marienville that borders the massive Allegheny National Forest in northwestern Pennsylvania. Dave Yeany, one of the organizers of the Forest County Bigfoot Festival, said he and his wife, Zenobia, were sitting … Read more

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