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Search for Bigfoot expands as footprints found in Phoenix Park, Dublin, Ireland

Photos of large footprints have emerged from Phoenix Park, possibly from the “Bigfoot” Dublin monster. A concerned citizen sent these shocking photos to Dublin Live, in response to the “Bigfoot” footprints seen in Palmerstown. The images show deep, dark imprints on the grass, with marks similar to claws on in the mud. The pics were … Read more

Washington State Department of Transportation posted two apparent Bigfoot sightings

The Legend of Bigfoot has resurfaced in the news this week after the Washington State Department of Transportation posted two apparent sightings on social media. WSDOT East tweeted about a possible Sasquatch Sherman Pass sighting Wednesday afternoon. Sasquatch spotted!!! I’m not superstitious… just a little stitious. Have you noticed something strange on our Sherman Pass/SR … Read more

Heeeee’s Back!

Wow. What are the chances? Shauna Bailey has ANOTHER listing and Sasquatch has been spotted there, too. https://www.century21.com/property/10655-Holcomb-Rd-Newton-Falls-OH-44444/98416889/detail?src=list

Bigfoot Sighting in Hood River Freaks out Driver

Drivers near Hood River called the Oregon State Police and reported a Bigfoot sighting along I-84 in the middle of the night. The ODOT camera managed to capture the sighting! According to the Umatilla/Morrow County Watch, Oregon State Police received a frantic phone call about a Bigfoot sighting near the Hood River exit a few … Read more

Shauna Bailey needs Squatch Away!

It looks like there’s a serious Sasquatch invasion at Shauna’s listing in Ravenna. Update: In spite of the unwanted guests, it looks like the home has sold. Just to make sure that the new owners don’t have a Bigfoot problem, we’ve sent Shauna two cans of Squatch Away!™ Sasquatch Repellent to give to the new … Read more

Image captured along Lake James in Charlotte, NC

Grainy photos of a shadowy figure standing on the banks of Lake James have reignited talk of one or more Bigfoot living in the mountains northwest of Charlotte. The series of images was reportedly taken about 2 a.m. Saturday, and posted on Facebook by Bigfoot 911, a research group devoted to creatures of folklore like … Read more

‘Bigfoot’ reportedly sighted in Northern California

The legendary Bigfoot and other creatures like it have reportedly been spotted near a Northern California lake, according to a paranormal investigator. Jeffrey Gonzalez, a self-described paranormal expert, said he heard about the sighting from a local farmer who said he saw the creature and five others running on his ranch near Avocado Lake. “One … Read more

Idaho woman says she crashed because she saw a Sasquatch

A northern Idaho woman told police she crashed into a deer because she was distracted by a Sasquatch in her rear view mirror. The Moscow-Pullman Daily News reports that the 50-year-old Tensed woman was driving south on U.S. Highway 95 on Wednesday when she struck a deer near Potlatch. The woman told Benewah County Sheriff’s … Read more

Squatch Away Field Research Corps

The Squatch Away Field Research Corps is a group of researchers and enthusiasts dedicated to the investigation of Sasquatch, also known as Bigfoot. The organization is based in the Pacific Northwest of the United States, where there have been numerous reported sightings of this elusive creature. The Squatch Away Field Research Corps was founded in … Read more

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