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Bigfoot BBQ in Flagstaff, Arizona

The next time you’re in the Bigfoot BBQ in Flagstaff, Arizona, tell ’em they need to carry Sasquatch Away in their gift shop. We appreciate you spreading the word! Source: https://bigfootbbq.com/

Bigfoot Discovery Museum

The next time you’re in the Bigfoot Discovery Museum is a museum in Felton, California, tell ’em they need to carry Sasquatch Away in their gift shop. We appreciate you spreading the word! Source: https://www.bigfootdiscoveryproject.com/

Why Do We Need Sasquatch Repellents?

Sasquatch is a mythological creature that is thought to be a human-like humanoid that is taller than human beings and covered in hair. Similar to Bigfoot, this mythological creature is thought to live in North America. Some people believe that Sasquatch is not a myth, but a real animal. There are even those that believe … Read more

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