To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.
They’re everywhere! They’re everywhere! Stock up on Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent
On May 26, 2023 there will be a Bigfoot calling contest at GeoWoodstock XIX, the world’s largest geocaching festival. Better have some Squatch Away!® on hand, in case they get results! Source: https://www.messenger-inquirer.com/features/fa5-has-everything-from-blues-to-bigfoot/article_6453e828-b89c-5f50-af19-7531628c73e7.html
Here at Squatch Away!®, we know the importance of quality protection from bipedal hominoids- that’s why we work tirelessly to formulate the very best Sasquatch repellent that money can buy. Meet the Squatch Away!® Field Research Corps! This disciplined group operates across the world, all with one purpose: testing Squatch Away!® out in the real … Read more
Be sure to bring your Squatch Away! sasquatch repellent when out in the woods in Tennessee. A bloke has caught footage of what appears to be a massive Bigfoot-type creature out in the woods in Tennessee – check it out.
WARNING! DUE TO ENCOUNTERS IN THE AREA OF A CREATURE RESEMBLING”BIGFOOT,” WE ARE INSTRUCTING ALL PARK VISITORS TO OBSERVE ELEVATED PARK ETIQUETTE, BE CAUTIOUS OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, AND TO KEEP THE LOCATION OF ANY SMALL CHILDREN/PETS WITHIN A TIGHTER SCOPE OF AWARENESS. DO NOT APPROACH THE CREATURE! REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS TO A RANGER, FRONT OFFICE, … Read more
An often overlook location to apply Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch repellent is the garage, barn, or shed. Yes, bigfoots are known to cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness™, but it is often an overlooked fact that they also partial to power tools and farm equipment. Had the previous owner of this zero … Read more
A couple of bow hunters claim to have encountered not one Bigfoot, but two, who they say were engaged in some kind of fight. More info here.
We’ve warned people time and time again. Never leave home without Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent. You never know when it may come in handy. I’ll bet the parents of these party guests never imagined how important it is to carry Bigfoot repellent. Had Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent been properly applied, these poor children would not … Read more
If you find yourself kayaking on the Cass River in Michigan, make sure to bring plenty of Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent. If you know any supply stores near Flint, Michigan, tell ’em they need to carry Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent.
Formulating the very best sasquatch repellent can be time consuming work. At the end of those long days, we’re looking for a bigfoot sized meal to satisfy our hunger. We’ve finally found a meal that’s up to the task: Introducing the Sasquatch Burger at Fizzlestix Kitchen + Bar in Massillon, Ohio. Forget about ordinary hamburger buns, … Read more
We found this interesting piece of Sasquatch repelling history in our archives. It appears to be from the early 1940’s, but the paper was so faded, it’s hard to make out some of the details. Once upon a time, there was a town called Boonieville. The town was peaceful and located in the middle of a forest … Read more
Our Guarantee: If a Sasquatch, Yeti, Abominable Snowman, Ohio Grassman, Yowie, Lake Worth Monster, Fouke Monster, Boggy Creek Monster, Swamp Stalker, Dogman, or Bigfoot bothers you or your belongings after properly applying Squatch Away!® we'll send you two cans of our latest formulation.
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Squatch Away!® is
Specifically formulated to not disturb the
Endangered
Pacific Northwest
Tree Octopus!
The best thing about Squatch Away!® is their awesome merchandise! I bought a hoodie early on, and it’s the best cold-blockin’, squatch-stoppin’ garment on the market.
Thank you Squatch Away!®, for putting my cryptozoological fears to rest.
W. Forsyth
Randolph, Ohio
We were thinking about why the creature had suddenly ran away, we realized that I had been wearing my Squatch Away!® hat. It had saved us all from a terrible fate and we have Squatch Away!® to thank!
B. Hoff
Charlotte, North Carolina
Squatch Away!® has changed my life! I haven’t seen him once since I started using this product. All it takes is one spray! It’s like magic!
T. Bush
Alliance, Ohio
"Since I started using Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent, I have not seen a Bigfoot."
J. Shellhorn
Streetsboro, Ohio
